Mom: ok
i will let anyone follow me, i’m a twitter-slut
me: if you want to be a real twitter slut, don’t protect your updates
Mom: i at least use a condom
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LMAO! This mom is hilarious.
March 10, 2009 at 3:46 am
yeah, she’s my mom and she’s a hoot. the best part is she’s very tech savvy, just says crazy things. i’ve told her many times that if i had to be stranded on an island with one person, it would be her purely for entertainment purposes.
March 10, 2009 at 11:39 am
MOM !….is every thing even u cant get enough words to describe .
if there is best friend …if there is a good adviser ….if there is acareful human ..then she comes with no other example .
MOM ..is a teacher …mom is the fuel of our hearts
love mom
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