Text Message Panic

mom: hello please text me back if you get this.
me: got it
mom: oh good I thought something was wrong with my text messages. I have sent 3 texts to your brother but no reply. I am worried he’s dead or worse just drunk all the time.
me: I talked to him this morning, he’s not dead at least. I can’t vouch for the rest.
mom: I’m so glad I learned this texting stuff just so I could “supposedly” communicate with him. I’m now paying 30 extra bucks a month for him to ignore me, like always.
me: well at least you’re all hip now with your cool new phone.
mom: whoop de do

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    • 1.  Keely K

      This sounds exactly like my mom and brother’s relationship, ha! I can’t even tell you how many times my mom has called or emailed me to make sure my brother is still alive as he just doesn’t bother to get back to her.

      March 9, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    • 2.  Trixie

      LOL. If my mother could text, this is what she’d be sending to my brother about me. As soon as my mother calls me she gets sent immediately to voicemail. Thank god for call display!

      March 9, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    • 3.  Monkey Speaks

      WOAH there hover mom – perhaps time to cut the chord?

      March 9, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    • 4.  ohiomom


      March 9, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    • 5.  Ashley

      Haha, my mom says “whoop de do” ALL the time.

      But there are much cheaper texting plans than that…

      March 10, 2009 at 3:45 am

    • 6.  Kimba

      I showed my mother this site because it reminds me of her, and told her that I’ve submitted a few of our conversations (that haven’t been posted yet.) She responded by asking if this was one of our conversations that I’d submitted!

      March 11, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    • 7.  Jules

      Haha – dead, or even worse, drunk

      March 11, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    • 8.  Karan

      I show our panis to mom

      March 25, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    • 9.  ...Caroline

      hahaha, i can smell the sarcasm from here, i mean at least thats what i hink it is… anyways funneeeei

      November 2, 2009 at 4:48 pm

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