as you learned in bible camp…

Hi Bumblebee,

I wanted to let you know that I didnt mean to overstep any boundaries with your fiance (fiancee? i can never remember) last night at dinner. I thought you may have already discussed children in the future and how you would handle that type of situation. You are no longer my little boy.

adoption is a great thing. foster children need love. You dont always need to procreate to know god loves you.

I love you even if she doesn’t.

she being [your fiance], not God. God is a He as you learned in bible camp (what an expense that turned out to be!)

love, your mom.

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    • 1.  MRS MS

      WOW! Bumblebee, huh. Mommy really does have boundary issues and mental issues to boot. “I love you even if she doesn’t.” I feel so very sorry for that fiance. Good thing fiance isn’t my daughter. Mom would end up bloodied!

      March 16, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    • 2.  kelE

      Why does she think your finace doesn’t love you?

      March 16, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    • 3.  anon

      it’s fiancee if you are referring to a female, and fiance if you referring to a male.

      March 16, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    • 4.  Monkey Speaks

      WOW. Seems like mom doesn’t know when to back off. This is a REALLY passive aggressive behaviour. Butting into your kids personal business that needs to be worked out between the two of them (fiance and fiancee) and then saying “OH sorry for stepping on your toes!”

      Id be pissed. You can tell right away from this email that it was a faux paux subject for her to get into. Adoptions vs Procreation.

      Im wondering if this poor girl can even have kids? And the whole “I love you even if she doesn’t” DUDE< what is your mom starting a fight between the two o fyou on purpose cause it sure seems that way.

      March 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    • 5.  Terry

      Yikes! And I thought my MIL was passive-aggressive! I feel for both the son and the fiancee.

      March 16, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    • 6.  H

      What a nut! Just the bumble bee part really. Mom’s should give sons manly nicknames.

      March 16, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    • 7.  K

      Oh come on people…I’m sure that Mom is just looking out for her Bumblebee’s best interessssststts…sorry…I was laughing too hard while typing…couldn’t keep a straight face.

      March 17, 2009 at 9:06 am

    • 8.  tezcatbus

      sweet christ, what a dingbat.

      March 17, 2009 at 11:21 am

    • 9.  bean

      My advice for the fiancee, GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!! This mother sounds nuts

      March 17, 2009 at 11:51 am

    • 10.  Little Lemon

      Tell us about the expense of bible camp. That intrigues me

      March 17, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    • 11.  anon

      what, exactly, is a faux paux?

      March 17, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    • 12.  Jane

      anon–it’s a male fausse pausse :-).

      March 18, 2009 at 9:28 am

    • 13.  Jen

      YUP— both of you need to straighten her our OR she (meaning fiancee.. not God because you know God is a He…) needs to move on without you. Stand up for your fiancee (one or two e’s? haha) or she’ll have to leave you/your mommys strings for someone else.

      March 18, 2009 at 11:07 am

    • 14.  Sara

      it’s faux pas, not faux paux. it’s french and literally means “false step,” but is generally used in english to indicate that someone has made a tactless mistake.

      March 18, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    • 15.  Miz K

      To Bumblebee’s Fiancee:

      Girl, if he won’t put Mommy in her place (which is secondary to YOU), you better run for the hills!

      To Bumblebee:

      I hope to God (which is a He, as you learned in Bible camp) that you are not letting Momma run another woman off like that. If you spend your life at Momma’s breast, or tied to her apron strings, you’ll never get laid, let alone married.

      March 24, 2009 at 12:34 am

    • 16.  Been There

      Miz K hit the nail on the head. If he doesn’t put you first, don’t marry him! If he lets his mother get away with that crap, don’t marry him! If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn’t have an ex-husband because I never would’ve married him.

      March 24, 2009 at 5:32 pm

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