St. Patrick’s Day Momma: Irish for Today!

Mom: Are you wearing green today? I made an attempt. Tuesday already, the week is moving right along.
Me: I’m wearing a green tank top under a purple sweater, so I am. Even though we aren’t really Irish.
Mom: OH YES WE ARE!  OH..YES I AM.   Remember Grandma M…her maiden name was KIDWELL!
Me: I thought you told me recently that we were Scotch-English not Scotch-Irish. I’m so confused!
Mom: You are confused because you are PA Dutch and I am really sorry about that!   Today.. you are Irish!
Me: Hey, you picked the other DNA, not me!
Mom: It was the end of the 70′s I plead the 5th!
Me: Nice, mom, real nice.
Mom: I’m always here for you doll!

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    • 1.  Mrs

      Sorry to be picky but it’s Scots, not Scotch.
      Scotch is whisky.

      March 17, 2009 at 4:56 pm

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    • 2.  Pinkeh

      Actually, it’s Scottish. Scots is the plural of a Scot. ;)

      March 19, 2009 at 11:41 am

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Love, Mom