That Could Lead to Quite a Show

Backstory: I was going to a wedding and couldn’t decide what dress to wear. Fortunately, my mother had a few sound words of advice…

Dear J,
I really liked the dress you bought yesterday. The fit was terrific. However, before you wear it, please try it on during the day for H to make sure it isn’t too see through. One more thing – if you decide to use pantyhose without underpants – be careful not to catch the bouquet because the guy who catches the garter will have to put the garter on your leg while you are sitting down. That could lead to quite a show.

Have fun!


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    • 1.  Wingin' It

      Way to think ahead mom!

      March 17, 2009 at 9:52 am

    • 2.  Little Lemon

      What a party pooper she is.

      March 17, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    • 3.  JeffreyG

      Sounds like somebody at the wedding might get a thrill!

      March 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    • 4.  Josie

      If you told the guys about it ahead of time it might be a way to get them to actually TRY to catch the garter instead of just standing around waiting for it to fall at some unlucky sap’s feet.

      March 19, 2009 at 1:19 pm

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