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"I'm named after the song A Letter to Elise by The Cure, and my middlenames: Klara and Lisel were chosen because my mom had a dream about having a daughter named Klara, and she promised my great-grandmother that she would name me Lisel."
— Elise
on "Today in Mom News: How Did You Choose Your Child’s Name?"
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March 19, 2009 at 3:30 pm
and she hit the caps key
March 20, 2009 at 6:01 am
OMW! That made me snort tea all over my desk! HILARIOUS!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! soooooooooo funny. God I LOVE this site xx
March 20, 2009 at 6:29 am
Ok that totally cracked me up!!!!
March 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Ahh … I love that one. So awesome. So mom.
March 20, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I just sprayed Diet Coke out my nose from laughing so hard! Thanks for sharing.
March 21, 2009 at 1:13 pm
….and my daughter says this reminds her of me….not
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March 21, 2009 at 8:14 pm
this one just slays me lol
March 25, 2009 at 3:41 pm
annnddd this is my new fav!
March 27, 2009 at 3:28 pm
This is just the best!
April 1, 2009 at 9:18 pm
A real jewel..
April 15, 2009 at 2:30 pm
ahahahah that sounds like something my mom will do! Love it :)
April 17, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Tears, real tears. I laughed so hared I coudn’t stop crying.
October 12, 2009 at 1:11 pm