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March 19, 2009 at 3:30 pm
and she hit the caps key
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March 20, 2009 at 6:29 am
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March 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Ahh … I love that one. So awesome. So mom.
March 20, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I just sprayed Diet Coke out my nose from laughing so hard! Thanks for sharing.
March 21, 2009 at 1:13 pm
….and my daughter says this reminds her of me….not
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this one just slays me lol
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A real jewel..
April 15, 2009 at 2:30 pm
ahahahah that sounds like something my mom will do! Love it :)
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This may be a problem with my internet browser because I’ve had
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