Take Your Own Sex Department Inventory

Backstory: My Mom has been dating this guy named D but things have gotten to a more serious level as of late.

Mom: We are going out tomorrow night. Probably do a movie then come back here for a while. N is going into Boston and I think A is going to Allston so might have a little privacy which would be nice.
me: that will be nice
don’t be a hussy
Mom: As I already told N and will now tell you my love…..MOMMA is 56 3/4, time is marching on. Never have been a one night stand girl and never will be BUT D is not my one night stand guy. So you girls take inventory in your own “Sex Department” and let Mom worry about hers!!!!! Any questions Daughter???
me: haha nope, I think that was very well said   Glad to see you still have a good head on your shoulders.
haha that was hilarious
i love you
Mom: You thought that was funny?? Anything you would like to share with MOMMA
me: haha as you so wonderfully stated, you can take inventory in your own sex dept, and i’ll take it in mine
that heart’s for you, not the boys.

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