Mom: Just a reminder. Today is your dad’s birthday.
Me: Got it. Thanks mom!
Me: Wait dad was born in May.
Me: It’s March.
Mom: Ok the wheels have finally come off.
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I think your mom is my mom. This made me laugh so hard. It is something my mom would do! Love it!
March 24, 2009 at 3:40 pm
It made me laugh hard too. I almost snorted Diet Coke out my nose.
March 24, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Hey mom, welcome to the “the wheels have finally come off” club!!! Keep up the good work. Mine came off years ago and I am having a blast. They tell me that I just might be getting out of here any day now….
March 24, 2009 at 5:41 pm
hahaha my mom and i did this over my gpas birthday. we couldnt decide what day it was…. the day before or after valentines… lol drove us batty
and we were both too proud to ask anyone else
March 24, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Maybe Dad told her his birthday was right around the corner so that he would get the annual gift a bit early (beer and a…..)?
March 25, 2009 at 9:46 am
hahaha ( B & B ) . coun my mother in …she thoght she was 2 years older then she really was until she did the math… lol.
November 2, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Wasn’t sure about the reference to Barstow in the title…but then I remembered…”We were somewhere outside of Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying, ‘I’m a bit light-headed, perhaps you should drive’…” Yup. Mom will be seeing those bats soon enough.
February 11, 2010 at 10:39 pm