How to Deal: Self-Medicate!

Me: I have so much to do.  I have I’m not going to be home from the concert until late tonight, then I have to wake up ealry and pack for the weekend trip.   I am stressed out by all of the things I have to do over the next couple of days.
Mom: You need to just go out today and find someone who can get you a valium and just let everything go and ride along.
Me: are you kidding me?
Mom: just go along for the ride…
Me: are you suggesting that I illegally aquire drugs to self meditate?
Mom: Yes I am.  have fun honey!

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    • 1.  Little Lemon

      Ahhh, another hippy dippy yoyo mother. How good is that.

      March 27, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    • 2.  kelE

      At least it sounds like you have fun things to do!

      March 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    • 3.  Christie


      March 27, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    • 4.  JeffreyG

      Yah, that had me laughing too, self meditating. I dont think you need a valium to meditate but I could be wrong.

      March 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    • 5.  Robert

      awesome. My mom always gives me a few vicodin “for the road” — like a doggie bag — when I head back to Chicago. Of course, she gets them from my aunt.

      March 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    • 6.  Chris

      Thats great! My moms answer to everything is a xanax…she pops em like tic tacs and is always more than happy to share

      March 27, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    • 7.  ohiomom

      She’s probably more than happy no matter what she’s doing if she’s poppin Xanax like tic tacs–wish she were my neighbor!

      March 27, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    • 8.  Kailey

      This one was good, I love how completely sure of her idea she sounds, like she herself does it all the time lol

      March 27, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    • 9.  Cheryl

      My mother would never encourage me to buy drugs illegally! Instead she would would just buy them for me in Mexico and smuggle them back into the US. Thats how I know she loves me.

      March 28, 2009 at 2:58 am

    • 10.  Bald Outing

      i wish my mom was that cool…

      March 28, 2009 at 4:04 am

    • 11.  Pademelon

      That’s awesome. You may not NEED Valium to self-meditate but it would make it a hell of a lot easier! (I love that slip) My dad has started telling me to take a tequila shot and a nap when I’m stressed and freaking out. I was a little thrown the first time he said it. I’d never be told to illegally procure some Valium though. Go, Mom!

      March 28, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    • 12.  Jenn

      The day of my wedding my mother slipped into my room and slipped two small pills into my hand. She said, these are for you and [future husband]…or just you.

      March 30, 2009 at 6:07 pm

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      I am going to recommend this site!

      July 25, 2015 at 9:38 pm

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