Me: I have so much to do. I have I’m not going to be home from the concert until late tonight, then I have to wake up ealry and pack for the weekend trip. I am stressed out by all of the things I have to do over the next couple of days.
Mom: You need to just go out today and find someone who can get you a valium and just let everything go and ride along.
Me: are you kidding me?
Mom: just go along for the ride…
Me: are you suggesting that I illegally aquire drugs to self meditate?
Mom: Yes I am. have fun honey!
How to Deal: Self-Medicate!
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Ahhh, another hippy dippy yoyo mother. How good is that.
March 27, 2009 at 12:03 pm
At least it sounds like you have fun things to do!
March 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Self-meditate?
March 27, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Yah, that had me laughing too, self meditating. I dont think you need a valium to meditate but I could be wrong.
March 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm
awesome. My mom always gives me a few vicodin “for the road” — like a doggie bag — when I head back to Chicago. Of course, she gets them from my aunt.
March 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Thats great! My moms answer to everything is a xanax…she pops em like tic tacs and is always more than happy to share
March 27, 2009 at 3:36 pm
She’s probably more than happy no matter what she’s doing if she’s poppin Xanax like tic tacs–wish she were my neighbor!
March 27, 2009 at 8:42 pm
This one was good, I love how completely sure of her idea she sounds, like she herself does it all the time lol
March 27, 2009 at 11:18 pm
My mother would never encourage me to buy drugs illegally! Instead she would would just buy them for me in Mexico and smuggle them back into the US. Thats how I know she loves me.
March 28, 2009 at 2:58 am
i wish my mom was that cool…
March 28, 2009 at 4:04 am
That’s awesome. You may not NEED Valium to self-meditate but it would make it a hell of a lot easier! (I love that slip) My dad has started telling me to take a tequila shot and a nap when I’m stressed and freaking out. I was a little thrown the first time he said it. I’d never be told to illegally procure some Valium though. Go, Mom!
March 28, 2009 at 10:45 pm
The day of my wedding my mother slipped into my room and slipped two small pills into my hand. She said, these are for you and [future husband]…or just you.
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