Hi there!
How are you? How come we don’t hear from you anymore? Are you still coming home for that appointment on Thursday? Please don’t cancel it; it is too important. Also, you should not have “relations” EVER before a PAP test. Did you know that? It can change the results. I’d make sure that I did not, for a couple of days before. Would you want me to try to schedule a dental cleaning, too? That IS M’s day, and she might just have an opening. You have put that off much too long, too. Let me know.
Thanks!
MOM
A Mother’s work is never done. Keeping her baby sweet and neat from head to toe.
April 1, 2009 at 3:19 pm
My mom has never, since I was 13 scheduled an appointment for me. As someone who is too busy to remember to try to squeeze in appointments, I would DIE for this.
April 1, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Gabberdoo,
So ask her.
April 2, 2009 at 3:58 am
I wonder if you can have relations before the dental cleaning.
April 2, 2009 at 9:45 am
Jane – you’re great.
April 2, 2009 at 11:51 am
at least its good advice…no swimmers should be on the pap slides!!!
April 3, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I just started reading this book and I think it hysterical. I can hear my mom’s voice in everyone of your emails. If I had a blind date or any date and she was at home, she would look out of her window to see if my date’s car was parked in my spot in our parking lot. If she thought he was there too long, she would either come up and ring my bell to tell him to leave or call me with an excuse to come down to help herwith something. She would even have my Dad choose my dates which was usually tragic in itself. If I did not call her when I got home from school she would track me down until I finally answered her calls. If I had a doctor’s appointment she would always go with me no matter what kind of doctor it was. I think that is what I really miss about her now. Mothers are born to meddle, mix in to our lives and voice their opinions whether we want to hear what they have to say or not. She has Alzheimer’s and when I give her the morning meds her opinion about anything is not always so sunny. This book has brought back some really funny memories and I think it is great. Fran
April 3, 2009 at 4:12 pm