Backstory: Momma works in a nursing home, and C is her much-older brother-in-law.

So, I’m at work, walking down the hall, minding my own business, not bothering anybody, and a resident was apparently trying to get my attention, which I failed to notice.  Next thing you know, she explodes “HEY FAT LADY!”, which of course causes me to turn around and look, to which she bellows “That’s right, YOU!!!  Get over here RIGHT NOW or I am firing you!  You’re as lazy as you are FAT!”  Needless to say there were 5 or 6 little skinny girls standing there who were highly amused at my expense.

Also, C informed me that he is, in fact, hitting on me.

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    • 1.  Molly


      I hope mom kicked her rude, skinny ass!

      April 2, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    • 2.  Kailey

      I know, I agree with Molly! This one made me feel so bad for mom…I hope she held her head high and flipped them the bird…I would’ve.

      April 2, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    • 3.  Holiday Djinn

      Tell mom to get even. Its a nursing home. Accidents DO happen. ;-)

      April 2, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    • 4.  JeffreyG

      Maybe mom could get a game of playing bingo for their afternoon meds going, or switch the ladies meds with a placebo.

      April 2, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    • 5.  savium

      inappropriate brother-in-law + rude customers = time for creative uses for bedpans

      April 2, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    • 6.  nrsemahaffey

      Having worked many years in nursing homes, such “compliments” are daily occurrences. Too much fun!!!!

      April 3, 2009 at 7:49 am

    • 7.  me

      i agree with kailey.. i felt bad for the mom. kind of made me sad. i hope she gets justice!

      April 3, 2009 at 11:54 am

    • 8.  Jen

      A resident as in a patient or a doctor? When I first read this I thought it was a doctor and that was just inexcusable, but it’s a little easier to understand it coming from a patient. Still, horrible!

      April 3, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    • 9.  daughter

      The resident was indeed a patient. My poor momma (who is very slender and far too forgiving!) laughed it off.

      April 3, 2009 at 1:55 pm

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      April 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    • 11.  JeffreyG

      Daughter, it sounds like your momma has a great sense of humor! Good for her.

      April 3, 2009 at 5:53 pm

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