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Backstory: I am going on vacation with my boyfriend, and my aunt is letting us use her house since she will be out of the country.

Mom: Did E send you Aunt R’s address?
Me: Yes, I’m so excited! Cheap vacation, woo hoo!!!
Mom: I’m excited for you. Please take your own sheets.
Me: Ummm, ok. Thanks?
Mom: Don’t want any presents left behind…
Me: Eww I get it.
Mom: Also don’t forget your birth control. I love you, but that’s how I got you – forgot to pack bc.
Me: Love you too??

Tagged: memories, sex, tmi

Posted on 04.02.2009 at 11:19 am

RATING: 232 add 1

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1. JeffreyG

Uhh ohh. I think daughter is beginning to realize she was not a planned pregnancy. Must be weird to think that if mom had thought ahead and brought her birth control daughter would not be here.

April 2, 2009 at 11:53 am

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2. sally

ha ha, that is hilaraious.

April 2, 2009 at 5:11 pm

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3. Penny

That is hysterical. I should not be reading this at work. I’m trying not to laugh too loudly and I’m snorting and shaking quietly like I’m having a seizure. LOVE IT!

April 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm

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