SO your whorney

me: i dreamt that i was making out with jim halpert last night
mom: SO your whorney
(3 minute pause)
mom: i had the same dream
i think it’s the way he kisses pam
me: you did not have the same dream
mom: not last night…but in the past
i sware… i didnt want to wake up

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    • 1.  katie

      Classic Mom move to conflate “whore” and “horny.” My mom once Freudian-slipped about monkeys getting it on at the zoo, telling my Dad “Me and the girls were over looking at the whoreangutans. I mean orangutans!”

      April 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    • 2.  K

      I just figured she was a poor speller.

      April 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    • 3.  M

      I’ve had the same dream.

      April 3, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    • 4.  JeffreyG

      Who is Jim Halpert? I must be missing something, I never heard of the guy. Must be hot though if there are women dreaming about making out with him.

      April 3, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    • 5.  Keely K

      Jim Halpert is a character on “The Office” PPam is his fiance/the receptionist.

      April 4, 2009 at 11:14 am

    • 6.  Julia

      Oh Jim Halpert, his hotness just brings people together.

      April 4, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    • 7.  kelly

      from all generations!

      April 5, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    • 8.  HB


      April 6, 2009 at 11:12 am

    • 9.  courtney

      yes she’s a poor speller. we’re worked for a long time on “your” vs. “you’re”, but i think the spelling on this one actually works in her favor.

      April 7, 2009 at 11:04 am

    • 10.  brett

      You need to record the reactionary conversation that comes from this posting, and post it as a follow up – we might just find that she’s learned her spelling lesson…

      April 7, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    • 11.  courtney

      i’m glad you mentioned the follow-up. when i told her about this posting, the following conversation ensued. kelly is my best friend and like a second daughter to my mom:

      you’re famous
      Agnes: your a jerk
      me: YOU’RE
      Agnes: YUP
      your dead to me
      me: YOU’RE
      Agnes: you have no respect
      your nuts
      me: oh come on. it’s just a silly thing
      Agnes: and emotionally unstable
      you go from hot to cold
      up to down in 2.1 seconds
      me: kelly says “maybe she should think before she speaks”

      seconds later, from kelly to me . . .
      Kelly: haha
      (my) mom: here’s some thought…..shut up!

      April 8, 2009 at 11:16 am

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