Nana Reads New York Magazine. Also: Porn.

Me: How can that article you suggested be from New York Magazine on April 6th when it’s April 2nd?

Nana: Don’t be a nudnick. Just know that I receive New York Magazine every Monday and last Monday’s was dated April 6. Please keep in mind, my beloved Amy, that I am merely very old, not senile.

Me: Ok I’ll try not to be a nudnick – even though I have no clue what that means – I can assume.
Do you really read New York Magazine?! I’m really surprised… it’s kind of trashy… are you sure it’s not the New YorkER?

Nana: Wise ass! I have read New York Magazine before it became trashy. I also have subscriptions to magazines dealing with sex toys and porno. Love you a lot.

Me: Nana must I remind you that this is my WORK email and they filter this stuff!!! I guess they missed this one…  Anyway I am a wise ass but only out of my deep respect and admiration for you.

Nana: Go back to work. We need the money

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    • 1.  Jane

      This is an epic Nana. She may be cooler than all of us.

      April 5, 2009 at 11:14 am

    • 2.  Brandy

      I LOVE NANA!

      Classy broad, in every sense of the phrase. I can picture her perusing her catalog of ‘personal enjoyment toys’ while sipping her tea.

      I want to be like her when I grow up.

      April 8, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    • 3.  Amanda

      I think Nana has a Bust subscription.

      April 8, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    • 4.  Amanda

      I can only hope to be this cool when I’m her age.

      April 8, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    • 5.  kelsey

      Now I have to start calling people nudnicks.

      May 11, 2009 at 6:46 pm

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