Mom: I have a question for you…I was snooping through your brother’s text messages- he’s been sketchy- is that what y’all say?- lately. Anyways, his troublemaker friend sent him a text that said, “hey, can you get me a cheeseburger?” What does that mean?
Me: Ummm…mom, what do you mean? It probably means “hey, can you get me a cheeseburger?”
Mom: Oh…are you sure? I just thought maybe it could be some sort of hip secret code for some type of drug or something…
That’s right. And sometimes chicken is just chicken.
April 6, 2009 at 10:34 am
“Hip secret code…” haha. I wonder how long before I start talking like that. My son is only 2… I think I’m seeing my future.
April 6, 2009 at 2:36 pm
AND SOMETIMES SHROOMS GO ON SALADS….
April 6, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Cheeseburger could also mean “quarter pound”. May be drugs after all? Let’s hope it’s weed!
April 7, 2009 at 10:30 am
Being the mother of a teenage boy…I totally understand.
April 7, 2009 at 12:16 pm
OMG! That sounds just like my mother…except back in the day there were no cell phones so she would go through my diary. Whatever she didn’t understand she would just make up.
April 7, 2009 at 7:17 pm
How cute is that?! Go MOM!
April 9, 2009 at 11:05 am