I really think you need to meet a guy who earns a lot of money. I’m not trying to be like the mother from Titanic – “What do you want me to SEW for the rest of my life?!”, I just think you’d be happier.
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This cracks me up, my dad said roughly the same thing to me recently!
April 8, 2009 at 10:49 am
He sews?
April 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Wouldn’t we ALL be much happier if our spouse made gobs of money??
April 9, 2009 at 12:02 pm
As my great-grandmother used to say, “It’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is to fall in love with a poor one.”
April 9, 2009 at 12:15 pm
…And although I don’t disagree with her statement, she never mentioned that it is much harder to *find* the rich one.
April 9, 2009 at 12:20 pm