Good Morning Baby girl!
I haven’t talked to you in “TWO DAYS”.
Hope you are doing well?
I miss you!
Is your phone broken or lost?
Did you elope?
Did the cat suck the life out of you in your sleep?
Are you in jail?
Did cannables eat you?
Just wanted to tell you how much I love you.
Oh and by the way I am doing great.
Call if you need anything.
I love you bigger than the milkyway to the infinity power squared!
Time to cut the cord.
April 10, 2009 at 11:37 am
agreed!
April 10, 2009 at 11:38 am
Mom, give the girl the breathing room. Send this humorous type email after you haven’t heard from her in say a week or 2, but 2 days? Give it a rest mom. She knows you love her.
April 10, 2009 at 11:44 am
hm, and here i thought this was adorable. then again, i talk to my mom everyday. i think it’s kind of weird not to but all relationships are different!
April 10, 2009 at 12:53 pm
this is one of those letters that makes me wonder if my mom doesn’t have other daughters out there that she hasn’t told me about…
April 10, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Same! This sounds almost EXACTLY like my mom!
April 10, 2009 at 2:31 pm
2 days and she’s freaking out? Get a grip, mom, and let your child live their life not tied to your apron strings. I mean, I adore my mother, but come on.
April 10, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I thought mom was being funny and cute. I didn’t get smothering at all.
April 12, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Questions 1 – 3: yes
Question 4 – 6: no
Love,
Inattentive, Busy Child
April 12, 2009 at 9:55 pm
My mama died last last year in April…. Oh, what I wouldn’t give for just one (or even TEN!) of these messages every single day!
April 13, 2009 at 12:49 am
She’s my daughter and she is the GREATEST DAUGHTER, with GREAT LOVE and RESPECT. I get concerned that she might need me and if she does – I AM THERE – So lay off you ungrateful children who don’t talk to your mother each and everyday. (We tend to talk several times a day, evidentally we are both very interesting people.) Oh I did’nt mention what a wonderful sense of humor she has.
April 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm
This makes me miss my mom something awful…
April 14, 2009 at 1:51 pm
My mum lives on the opposite side of the world to me and this email makes me miss here even more than I normally do!
Love the website :)
April 14, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Haha this is exactly like my mother…hilarious..maybe they all share a common handbook…must contact daughter after 2 days of non communication…could indicate major life change I have not been informed of.
April 17, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Hilarious.
But whoa, Mom, just because we don’t talk to our moms everyday doesn’t make us ungrateful.
May 11, 2009 at 6:32 pm