Backstory: My dad is VERY particular about his car and keeps it very clean.
Mom: you better call your father asap
Me: why what happened?
Mom: i didn’t see the car on the driveway when i pulled in the van and smashed it through the garage door
Me: holy s*** are you okay
Mom: your father isn’t
Me: why
Mom: he was in the car cleaning the windows


















omg..poor dad. I hope he is ok. This is too funny though.
April 18, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Whoo whee are you in trouble now
April 18, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Perhaps Mom should come and stay with you for a few days.
April 19, 2009 at 5:28 am
My family, but switch roles. My father is a MENACE with anything gas-powered.
April 19, 2009 at 11:34 am
Poor dad, hope he is alright. Gotta agree with ohiomom, maybe she needs to go visit for a couple of days so dad can cool off.
April 20, 2009 at 12:48 pm
this cracks me up! :D
April 20, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Sorry about good ole Dad, but I was laughing so hard! Oh my God, your mom is beautiful!!
April 21, 2009 at 6:04 am
OMG, lol.
I hope dad is okay though! (and the car, naturally.)
April 23, 2009 at 10:34 pm