You Look Like An Old Frumpy Woman

We finally got your photo proofs back. Well, they’re not all that good. Is that too blunt?? Not nearly as good as those high school graduation pics. There’s one that’s passable, so maybe we’ll get that– but they’re really kind of bad. I’m astonished. They must have used a really bad studio– and your black drape looks way too big for you— making your shoulders look all rounded and it’s kind of falling off of you, so you look like an old frumpy woman- it’s all a little weird. And your hair looks kind of plastered down like it’s all greasy or something. I don’t know, honey. They look pretty bad– and in two, your eyes are shut– and they only sent 4 proofs. How many pics did they take? But the pearls look nice. :)
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    • 1.  Little Lemon

      Thank God the pearls looked nice. All is not lost

      April 18, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    • 2.  Christie

      Whoa. I wonder if this girl has a massive case of low self esteem. Thanks a freaking lot, mom.

      April 19, 2009 at 1:05 am

    • 3.  jewel

      hahaha… as someone who has sat for TOO many of these photo shoots after stilling through a long hot ceremony… this is hilarious!

      ALL those gowns make your shoulders round and look at little like a frumpy old woman. And that hat plasters your hair, giving you only two options: funny hat or awful hair.

      Thank goodness there are proofs before you order packages of photos for the whole family!

      April 19, 2009 at 2:01 am

    • 4.  jewel

      stilling = sitting in above comment. *sigh*

      April 19, 2009 at 2:02 am

    • 5.  Terry

      Wow. That sounds like my mom, mother-in-law, two aunts and sister-in-law. No wonder I have absolutely no self-esteem.

      Mom probably gave her the pearls.

      April 19, 2009 at 11:29 am

    • 6.  Terry

      Wow! That sounds like my mom, mother-in-law, MIL’s two sisters and my sister-in-law. No wonder I have absolutely no self-esteem. Jeez.

      Oh, bet the mom bought the pearls.

      April 19, 2009 at 11:31 am

    • 7.  kate

      this is awesome. this is totally my mom. and she would say, “what? I’m only telling you the truth!”

      April 22, 2009 at 12:03 am

    • 8.  Rather have the truth

      I dunno. If these are picutres you are paying for and they came out really bad? Id rather my mom say OH no and then go take them over. Im guessing if they’re that bad they will do a reshoot. AND only four proofs? Seems strange… especially if they sent the four BEST proofs and two had her eyes closed.

      Id want my moms blunt and honest opinion in this instance. Id want to go get redos!

      April 22, 2009 at 6:19 pm

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