I had a CT done today of my stomach. I’m sure it was fine but the patient before me was a possum from the zoo. I have to be the only person in the world that had to wait for a possum to go first for a medical test.
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This is too hilarious!
April 20, 2009 at 10:19 am
Mom, you need to go the HUMAN hospital. Sounds like she was visiting the vet. This is tooooo funny.
April 20, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Waaaay too funny!!!!!
April 20, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Actuallly it is quite common for hospitals to rent their equipment time to local vets. I know in some countries there is a 6 month waiting list for a CAT scan, but an animal brought in by a vet can use it within 48 hours.
April 24, 2009 at 11:48 am
What the hell kind of zoo has a possum?
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