me: Hi mom, we’re on our way to dinner with some friends. I just wanted to let you know that my phone is almost dead, so if you can’t get ahold of me on it later, don’t worry.
mom: What, who is we? Why isn’t it charged?
me: We is me and [my husband], so if you need me, call me on his.
mom: Well that makes it a little bit better. I thought that maybe you were out with random friends.
me: Still though, I could always borrow their phones if I needed to. It’s not a big deal.
mom: ….Well ya, but if you get thrown into a trunk later tonight, wouldn’t it just be nicer to have your own phone?


















If somebody was going to be tossing me into a trunk I don’t think I would care who’s cell phone I had, as along as it worked!
April 20, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Oh how ever did we all survive before cell phones?
April 20, 2009 at 3:24 pm
yes, yes it would be nicer mom :)
April 21, 2009 at 12:59 am
JefferyG, the more I read your comments, the more I think maybe someone should consider throwing you into a trunk, or a river, or something.
April 21, 2009 at 6:08 am
it’s the little comforts that make the difference when you’re thrown in a trunk. :)
April 21, 2009 at 8:52 am
Hey nick, just curious why you have such a hard on for me?
April 21, 2009 at 11:54 am