Hi Honey,
You will get through this. Keep in touch with your friends and bite your fingers when you start typing emails to him. As they say in the hood –Do you. No man is worth questioning your self worth over – certainly not at 23 when you take care of yourself and don’t need him for jack.
Buy some shoes and kick his ass with it.
Love you
Mom
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What does that even mean??
Oh mom….
April 21, 2009 at 11:29 am
this made my day. it’s nice that other people’s mom’s can help me through a break up
April 21, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Best advice ever. Do you!
April 21, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Loved it! I agree great advice!
April 21, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I love your mom!
April 21, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I SO love this mom!
April 21, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Love it!
April 21, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Loved the advice from the mom “Buy some shoes and kick his ass with it.” Love it!
April 21, 2009 at 3:32 pm
To the first poster..do you..means exactly what it sounds like. Do what you need to do to make you happy. Its awesome advice..and something my mom would say, loves it!
April 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm
the best moms support retail therapy :) i broke up with a long-term boyfriend last year and when i said i was going shopping my mother said “good. you deserve it. buy some shoes” yay moms :)
April 21, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I can’t help but wonder if the mom meant “Go you!”, which would make this already awesome and adorable email even more so.
April 21, 2009 at 5:04 pm
BEST. MOM. EVER!
April 22, 2009 at 12:12 am
@ M
Nope, the phrase is “Do you.”
April 22, 2009 at 12:41 am
Oh if I had a nickle for everytime my mom said, “As they say in the hood” I would be…well, I wouldn’t have any extra income.
April 23, 2009 at 2:24 pm
“Do you” makes sense if you think about it.
Awesome mom! <3
April 23, 2009 at 10:31 pm
this is the best advice ever in the history of the world!!! “buy some new shoes and kick his ass…” brillliant!
April 26, 2009 at 6:14 pm