Things Found on Craigslist: Penises

Mom: so yesterday I am looking around craigs list because I have nothing better to do. and I end up looking at pic’s of mens penis’s. great.

Me: ahaha
i love that section

Mom: so, as I’m trying to figure out why on earth it would be so easy to see these penii uncle comes in through the sliding doors behind me.

Me: !!

Mom: I must have jumped two feet, and was trying to get the penis’s off the sreen

Me: geez mom, you’re such a perv

Mom: I don’t ‘know if he saw, so I didn’t know if I should explain! Now he probably thinks I look at porno online!

Me: well, if you have giant penises everywhere, you do!

Mom: oh brother. I have never seen penises online before!

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    • 1.  Michelle

      My husband and I have been having this long running discussion about how often you hear the word “penis” on TV nowadays. We have been known to actually keep count. Penises seem to be the big comedic vehicle (seen Saturday Night Live recently?). Well, let’s face it…they’re pretty funny….

      Anyway, I emailed this to him…

      April 23, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    • 2.  Holiday Djinn

      Come on. It is way obvious that this mom cruises the list for dick daily. Seriously, she was just worried that the uncle would tell people. Nice spin mom, nice spin. :)

      April 23, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    • 3.  K

      What she couldn’t explain is why her hands weren’t on the keyboard!

      April 23, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    • 4.  JRG

      I must be a little nieve because until the terrible thing with the craiglist killer I had no idea that erotic services were offered. I had never looked at the services section on craiglist, always looking for other stuff, ipods, cell phones, aquariums for the geckos etc, but after reading about what was going on in boston I had to check it out here in Spokane and sure enough there are a whole lot of people advertising erotic services, even with pictures of themselves. Now I see that they are trying to make craigslist clamp down on that particular area and clean it up. What an eye opener that was.

      April 23, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    • 5.  Katzkid

      OMG! This made me laugh out loud!

      April 23, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    • 6.  Brittany

      Seriously, this was hilarious. Mom is adorable!

      April 23, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    • 7.  Al

      I’d just like to point out that the daughter said she “loves that section.”

      April 24, 2009 at 9:29 am

    • 8.  SallySweer

      This cracks me up! I can’t even imagine the uncomfortable family dinner that occurs after this incident. The erotic section is kind of creepy. My OH works with someone who used that section once for kicks, but that’s about all I know about it.

      JRG – hello from Boise. I miss Spokane and the Palouse! (okay and I miss seeing Bill McGinty on the news, I have a huge crush on him)

      April 24, 2009 at 10:01 am

    • 9.  Tatiana

      This is my mom… this conversation has had me giggling ever since we had it! She followed up the part you see here with “guess that’s what I get for looking in the men seeking men section”!

      April 24, 2009 at 10:36 am

    • 10.  Bob

      Watch what you put in your messages as well. Everything can come back on you at some later date.

      April 26, 2009 at 2:57 pm

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