Backstory: My mother freaked out when she saw a photo I posted on our family photo site of my one-year-old daughter sleeping on top of a big fluffy sheep toy.

Mom: I think you should take down the photo of her with the sheep.
Me: Why?
Mom: It’s too sexy.
Me: Too… sexy??
Mom: She’s in like a sexy pose. Like in a Playboy.
Me: She’s cuddling with a toy sheep.
Mom: Yes, but it’s in a sexy way. A pedophile would like that photo.
Me: I think you’re crazy.
Mom: Look at it again and you’ll see what I mean.