Backstory: I e-mailed my mom to tell her that after she went into the great beyond, I was going to turn her into a diamond via lifegem.com.
Heh, a diamond eh? The urn treasure chest costs $700. imagine paying that much for a new, little box. Boy the funeral industry is a rip off! So I figured the stone would be around the same amount. I was absolutely astounded that it ranged from $3500 to $2500. that is twenty-five THOUSAND dollars. I am flabbergasted. If you were to do such a foolish thing, I promise you that I will haunt you! lol
Love forever, mommy
I love mom’s math there.
April 28, 2009 at 12:13 pm
my mother told me a few months ago that she WANTED to be turned into diamond(s) and be given to my sister-in-laws so she could haunt them. perhaps we should switch moms? ;)
April 28, 2009 at 12:38 pm
That’s halarious. The website is amazing. Sent it to my own mom telling her “this is your future”. Her response. That’s funny you just sent that to my “I’ve been wondering around your Granddaddy’s house looking for [my brother's] ashes are.
April 28, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Gee, I guess I’ll have to fatten up my husband…..I want a REALLY. BIG DIAMOND!!!!!!!
April 28, 2009 at 3:05 pm
This reminds me of my mom. She wants to be cremated. I told her I wasn’t going to keep her ashes, but maybe if it was a diamond I would. :)
April 28, 2009 at 3:23 pm
That’s twenty five HUNDRED dollars. Not thousand mom.
April 29, 2009 at 1:06 pm
The fact that she still goes by “mommy” is haunting enough!
April 30, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Youre on top of the game. Thanks for shnairg.
May 6, 2011 at 4:16 pm