I am very concerned about your health. I am worried that you are not eating properly. Your facebook picture shows you looking very thin. How much do you weigh?
Is it below 140? If I put money in your Emory eagle account will you go eat breakfast?
Are you eating any fresh fruit? Can you go to the grocery and buy a bag of oranges or apples? If this swine flu comes to atlanta, you need to be healthy enough to fight it,and that means you need a strong immunity system, which you can’t have if you aren’t eating healthy.
I am very worried.
Love,
MOM
Mom, I feel your pain!
April 29, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Please post a Facebook picture of you eating something. This may help stave off future e-mails :)
April 29, 2009 at 1:50 pm
and make the puffy chipmunk cheek face for one of your pics too!
April 29, 2009 at 1:59 pm
My mom also writers MOM in all capitals. It seems very insistent. Like, I! AM! YOUR! MOM!
April 29, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Hey! I went to Emory too! :)
April 29, 2009 at 9:33 pm
See…I need a strong ‘immunity’ system for when I get arrested for embezzlement..
April 30, 2009 at 1:01 pm
AHAHAAHAH
May 3, 2009 at 2:51 pm
WOW. This is something my mom would write!
May 4, 2009 at 10:19 pm
My son goes to Emory, too. And he’s way too skinny now.
Must be the food’s too healthy. I keep telling him to go have a milkshake.
Yes, Amy, it’s a mom thing!
May 11, 2009 at 3:04 pm