Didn’t you say your dad took a golden shower at that bar he was at in the city? I’ve been telling all of my friends but your dad says I am wrong and I probably shouldn’t repeat this story. Am I using the term correctly?
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Good Lord! I hope you’re not using that term correctly. For the love of Dad, Don’t repeat that story especially if you’re right!
April 30, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I sure hope mom is wrong! If she isn’t, why is she not more pissed! (no pun intended)
April 30, 2009 at 1:38 pm
This is my new favorite.
April 30, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Well, now I’m halfway curious to know what actually happened to Dad. But only a little curious…
April 30, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Does she mean “Goldschläger”? What the heck is she talking about?
April 30, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Goldschlager…..that’s a good explanation. I was completely lost.
November 5, 2010 at 11:04 am
BUAHAHAHAHHAHA…. this one is a classic!
April 30, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Yes, I think we’d all like to hear the backstory of what actually happened to Dad.
April 30, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I had no idea you could have that done in a bar. Really want to hear the whole story on this one.
April 30, 2009 at 7:56 pm
LOL @ JRG….Ive been to bars during IML in chicago and seen it happen waaaay to many times!
May 1, 2009 at 11:44 am
I think this is my all time favorite one…..
May 2, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Well… If you can’t tell that story maybe you can tell everyone about that place he got his salad tossed at!?!?
May 2, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Smells like a fake message to me.
May 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm
It actually is real, my dad came to visit me in the city and I was running late…he went to a bar to wait for me. This bar has a “shower night”. He wasn’t there for that part but my friends and I started teasing him that he was there for shower night and we had to pull him down off the tables.
Needless to say, mom got the story a bit confused.
May 7, 2009 at 1:45 pm
O.K., O.K. I can’t take it anymore. I’ve waited seven long days and am embarassed to say that I have no clue what a “golden shower” is. Anyone? Please be kind.
May 8, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Bear with me, I’m a southern girl and it’s hard for me to admit I know this, but I want to help @No Name No City out here.
A golden shower is being urinated on (I think it’s used exclusively in sexual situations). Probably not what you want to google. :)
May 8, 2009 at 9:46 pm
@Anona- Thank you, now I know.
May 9, 2009 at 6:38 pm