Backstory: I recently had a break up,and I have had MANY (weird) men take interest in me. This was dear mom’s response.
creepy hat guy may be 50′s! I think you should get sugar daddies in every age group, starting with 20′s and go up to 50′s. 60 is creepy. but having 4 generations of suitors may be fun. Go out 4 nights a week , start the week with the youngest and end the week with the oldest and 3 nights dedicate to you and the cat!
…and then wonder who gave u the std or who needs to pay for the abortion
May 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
you should do mom’s advice in reverse…save Friday night for your 20-something man…more fun!
May 1, 2009 at 12:56 pm
LOL…I love your mom. Especially the part about the other 3 nights with you and your cat. Priceless!
May 1, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Aww in an (odd) way that’s so nice and supportive!
May 1, 2009 at 1:05 pm
That’s actually a really great idea. I might try something like that out myself.
May 1, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I suppose this would work for guys as well, have women in 4 different age groups, wait, make that five, gotta start with 18 & 19 year olds then 20′s etc. No 60′s though, althought I have heard that by the time they are 60 they have LOTS of experience. Too funny!!!!
May 1, 2009 at 2:41 pm
@ j: going out on a date isn’t an automatic precursor to having sex.
i LOVE this. and this is the best thing to do after a breakup. more so if the guys asking you are “weird”. makes for interesting nights and funny stories and a good way to get your mind away from the breakup.
May 1, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Nah…skip the 20′s. Who needs to babysit? By 30′s, they are at least better trained.
May 1, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I think this mother is so sweet and funny.
May 5, 2009 at 1:18 pm
This is Great! I think you should follow your momma’s advice. I agree with all comments but the first! I guess how would you get a std or have someone pay for an abortion just by dating? Dating is not guarantee sex, std or pregnancy.
May 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Awww now that is a fun, cool mom.
May 5, 2009 at 3:37 pm
BEST. ADVICE. EVER. Especially the dedicated cat nights. Aww. Right now I’m just doing the me and my cat thing.
May 10, 2009 at 12:41 am