You need to remember to wash your hands frequently even though I think the government and media are over blowing the swine flu “pandemic”. Wash for 20 seconds – that’s the length of the “ABC” song or the first 8 bars of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. – MoM
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See, that’s something I never knew! Leave it to a mom to know that the first 8 bars of Bohemian Rhapsody is 20 seconds.
May 1, 2009 at 10:09 am
Awesome!! Only a mom would know the ABC song and Bohemian Rhapsody is that long :)
May 1, 2009 at 11:04 am
This mom listens to NPR, that’s how she knew that eight bars of bohemian rhapsody is 20 seconds.
May 1, 2009 at 11:45 am
I heard that same story on NPR, now I can’t help but sing Queen everytime I’m in the loo!!
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