Backstory: My sister and I were driving home from a Britney Spears concert and were IMing my mom to tell her about it.
Me: Tiff had a crazy dream about strawberry milk last night.
Mom: Why doesn’t that surprise me.
Me: It went on and on. She will give you the 411 on it later
Mom: I can hardly wait.
Me: So then you know what 411 is?
Mom: information, details, etc.
Me: You’re so smart.
Mom: That’s why I’m the momma/knower of all things.
This momma has- POISE. Love it!
May 6, 2009 at 10:07 am
I love when kids think their moms are behind on the times, when most of their “slang” comes from older generations.
Just to let the OPs know, 411 was around, probably before they were born.
May 6, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Mom’ll teach those girls to assume she’s L7!
May 6, 2009 at 3:19 pm
That’ll teach you to patronize your mom.
May 15, 2009 at 4:39 am
Britney Spears concert, and someone who has the name “Tiff” all in one day!
May 16, 2009 at 4:57 am