Have a fun nooner – but I have to tell you that it is a good thing you and [boyfriend] aren’t going to make a lifetime of it. He is waaay too young to be so sexually high maintenance. Are you sure he isn’t gay? Maybe he has a heart condition that he doesn’t know about. Maybe he should see a doctor. XO Mom
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OK…so you’re telling your mom that you’re getting laid at noon?
May 8, 2009 at 12:19 pm
OK…so you’re telling your mom that you’re getting some @ noon?
May 8, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Nooners can be a lot of fun!!!!
May 8, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I am a little confused by this one. How does wanting to have sex at noon make the Mom think the boyfriend is gay? I am missing something.
May 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I’m confused, too. Is “sexually high maintenance” meant to mean “wants it all the time”? Because pretty much every “young” man I know wants it all the time…the gay guys I know seem to have about the same sexual appetite as the straight guys…
May 8, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I don’t get how a young man having sex during the day would be a bad thing. Heck, that sounds good to me! The only question is….Why, oh, WHY does this mother know that her daughter is having sex at noon? Did you actually tell her that you were about to have sex or is she spying on you, like a Everybody Loves Raymond-type mom? O.O;
May 11, 2009 at 12:52 am
Where does a heart condition come into the picture? Did Mom mean in his future? I had a grandma who buried 3 different husbands who all died of heart attacks while in the sack! We all have to go sometime.
May 11, 2009 at 2:18 am
I would bet my wife would consider me high maintenance cause I want it all the time as well and I am not a young man, mid 50′s and have never had to use any type of topical or medical aid. Still dont understand the gay tie in or heart condition thing, but once again I will state that nooners can be lots of fun!!!
May 11, 2009 at 5:10 pm
I would assume “high maintenance” means the boyfriend has a problem getting (or maintaining) an erection. Kinda like Kyle MacLachlan’s character in Sex & the City. Thus the gay and heart condition concerns. Maybe mom is on the right track with her suspicions.
May 12, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Maybe mom’s just jealous. Sour grapes, anyone?
May 15, 2009 at 9:39 pm