Me: Are you going to be here for Mother’s Day? I think we were wanting to take you and MawMaw to dinner or something of the sort.
Mom: YES
wow… do I have to pay??
Me: Lol… No you won’t have to pay! McDonalds it is! Wear your Sunday’s best!!
Mom: I was thinking Jack in the crack… 2 tacos .99
Me: Lol oh now mother… I can spend more than .99… hell I may even let you order a value meal!!!
Mom: oh my gosh.. that sounds awesome… not sure what I have done to be treated w/ royalty… but I am a lucky mother….
Me: Oh you are the best mother I have ever had!! You deserve this day to be papered!
Mom: papered… like weed??