I want you to stop hiding your VERY cute butt and start wearing cut-offs and bathing suits to show it off. Everywhere you look people are talking about “who has the best butt” and the people they are raving about are Beyonce, J Lo, and this Kardashion girl and all of them have nice rounded “bootys’ that are bigger then yours. Curves are IN, skinny is out and your are hiding yours – dumb. You would look really good in tight cut-offs and instead you go around in baggy capris that are not near as flattering. You need to show off your ‘assets’! I would give a lot to have your butt instead of my flat saggy one, and I would show it off. You have beautiful legs and you hide them too. So start wearing shorter skirts instead of those “old lady” ones and flaunt what you are lucky enough to have. One day it will be gone and then you will HAVE to wear old lady clothes, BUT NOT NOW!!!
There, that is my lecture of the day,
Love you, Mom
Jeez…is mom a pimp?
May 11, 2009 at 9:47 am
Maybe she took it a bit too far, but I love encouragement like this. Mom is right, the body you have now while you’re in your 20′s will not be around forever. Enjoy it while you have it. Nothing wrong with a little self-confidence.
May 11, 2009 at 10:22 am
That’s f’n gross.
May 11, 2009 at 10:34 am
This is totally my mother. when I was in High School, she said the exact same thing.
May 11, 2009 at 10:57 am
I think we really need to see pictures of said derriere to confirm the veracity of mom’s claim.
May 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm
I agree with Mom! Curves are IN!
May 11, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I agree, I need to see lots of pictures of said hinny and legs. But, whatever, daughter should listen to mother and flaunt it if you got it.
May 11, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Mom’s right. “You don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone” Show that ass to the world.
May 12, 2009 at 12:51 am
Ahahaha! Maybe a little too overenthusiastic but the sentiment is nice. My mother has given me similar pep talks. ^_-
May 12, 2009 at 9:11 am