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Passive Aggressive Poster Girl

Backstory: My roommate doesn’t care for me and does nothing to hide it.

This girl sound like she should be the “Passive Aggressive poster girl.” Anger issues? She’s out of control so she wants to control you? The less you seem to let it bother you, the more angry she gets? Try a good old-fashioned “bitch slap” Only kidding…I just love to say it…bitch slap…bitch slap…bitch slap.

Tagged: passive aggressive, roommates

Posted on 05.17.2009 at 12:41 pm

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1. flowy dress waitress

wow. pardon me, but people need to stop using “bitch slap” like it’s a comical term. It is misogynistic and degrading… and doesn’t belong in everyday conversations. at all.

poor mum.

May 19, 2009 at 3:44 pm

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2. chiapet

oh ease up, flowy.

May 21, 2009 at 7:38 pm

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3. Poster Girl's roommate

My mom knows what she’s doing, Flowy. Just because she gets bad slang a little later than most does not make her a bad person. I don’t know where she learn this stuff, certainly not at home.

May 22, 2009 at 1:50 am

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Love, Mom

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