Mom: your sister is hanging out with the “wrong crowd” it really upsets me.
Me: why do you say that?
Mom: she says that they hang out on the bleachers. What do you think they do there?
Me: I’m going to take a wild guess and say… Sit.
Mom: no I don’t think so. Well ttyl love you. Oh by the way your brother told me he believes in zombies… I’m really worried about your siblings. Plz talk to them.
The brother is just getting ready for the Zombie Apocolypse, nothing wrong there. Also, if mom does not believe in zombies, go to wal-mart around 3:00 AM, you will see plenty!
May 19, 2009 at 9:23 am
OMG! My Mother in Law once called me and said she was nervous about her son (my husband’s much younger brother). She was worried because he was dating a girl who sat on the steps outside the library!
May 19, 2009 at 9:42 am
Maybe they are going to write a book called: Under the bleachers by seemore butts.
May 19, 2009 at 12:09 pm
We sat on the bleachers in high school and … um …. nothing happened. No, seriously. It was the 80s, but still nothing happened.
May 19, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I think this is a case of children messin’ with their mom’s mind…I do it all the time. “No…Mom…really…I see dead people!”
May 20, 2009 at 2:02 pm
LOL the “me” in this one is hilarious!
May 22, 2009 at 6:05 pm