You Are Keeping Yourself Occupied, but Not Regular

Your neurotic mother is concerned about your bowels. Granola bars and a roll for4 days is not adequate. Can’t you find any fruit? Please, at least get some juice. Of course, I would be happy if you got in a little protein. Isn’t there a market where you cold get some wonderful bread and ham? Do you have a kitchen in your flat? Take a little red pill if you need.

Are you sleeping? Are you over your jet lag?

I’ll call you this w/e. Just let me know when it would be best. Sounds like you are keeping yourself occupied. Buy yourself a ganga deal. You deserve it.

Love you,

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    • 1.  Pooh

      what the heck is a ganga deal?

      May 22, 2009 at 11:07 am

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    • 2.  Nadine

      I think ganga is bargain in Spanish.

      May 22, 2009 at 11:28 am

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    • 3.  Kirstie

      I interpreted it as momma misspelling ‘ganja’ – but most mommas wouldn’t suggest that to their children!

      May 22, 2009 at 2:46 pm

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Love, Mom