Backstory: My mom and I opened a bakery out of her kitchen in January.
Mom: I’m buying my kitchen porn tonight!! Yay!!!
Me: Did you say you are buying your kitchen porn tonight?? What does that mean??
Mom: Yes that is what I said. It is a big, hot, crimson red, pro 600 Kitchenaid Mixer. Kitchen porn.
OMG!! This is so me!! My mom called it when I got a bunch of bakeware recently!
May 23, 2009 at 4:38 pm
She’s not wrong.
That is kitchen porn.
May 24, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Oh dear. I have that exact same machine and it IS kitchen porn!
May 24, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Hilarious!!
May 27, 2009 at 3:02 pm
I have the same thing – in red also!
My husband will go out and buy ANY kind of kitchen porn! Because when he does, he gets it good! (food, people…..food……)
May 27, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I’ve always called gadgets “kitchen toys” and cookbooks with photos “kitchen porn.”
June 2, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Those cookbooks with glossy pictures of food are “food porn”. Reading this I wondered if my own daughter had sent it in…. we are both into kitchen porn.
January 16, 2010 at 12:34 pm