Ali asked us over for a BBQ on Monday at 1. Will you be coming?
Also do you want me to go with you to taste the cakes tomorrow? I didn’t know if you would be deciding and needing to pay a deposit or what.
Walmart only had ink jet labels.
Did the invitations come? How do they look?
I was just vacuuming the basement stairs and the vacuum fell down the stairs and hit me in the head.
Love,
Mom (I think) I’m a little confused. I’m not sure how much momentum the vacuum cleaner had going but it was a pretty good hit.


















This is precious, and reads a lot like my mom.
EXCEPT my mom writes (and thinks) in an odd southern gothic stream-of-consciousness-National-Enquirer kinda way (all caps, no punctuation).
Hope she recovers from the attack of the vacuum cleaner!
May 24, 2009 at 2:18 pm
This Mum needs a hand held vacuum for her next birthday. Take it from me, one hit on the head and you no longer want perfume or diamonds (just kidding about the diamonds).
May 25, 2009 at 7:22 am
If no one wants to plunk down the cash for a handheld vacuum, tell her to plug in the vacuum on the lower level and haul it up behind her. I learned this lesson myself. From now on, I will stack my deck with gravity whenever possible.
May 26, 2009 at 12:27 pm
vacuum’s are dangerous!
May 26, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Owie!
May 26, 2009 at 8:02 pm
This Mum needs a hand held vacuum for her next birthday. Take it from me, one hit on the head and you no longer want perfume or diamonds (just kidding about the diamonds).
May 27, 2009 at 5:08 am
What some people call Attention Deficit Disorder others call easily distracted and I call multi-tasking….
This mom is cool. Even admits to being attacked by a vacuum cleaner after hitting Walmart and offering to go cake tasting….
May 27, 2009 at 3:41 pm