mom: Yes, you might regret asking me that later so best to probably ask me later – get me drunk.
me: you don’t drink.
mom: Au contraire little one — $20 comedy club was not that long ago . . .
me: i’ll go buy the cheapest wine i can find then i suppose and get you drunk.
then maybe i can find out what that big secret is that you won’t tell me, and you were supposed to tell me before i got married.
mom: . . . get a BIG bottle of cheap wine . . .
or some Vodka collins’s
me: will do.
mom: Maybe I’ll just leave a note attached to my Will . . .
me:rude.
mom: ha ha ha
I’m just putting it off because you might get really pissed and I could not deal with that right now. so, yeah, get me drunk and if you get pissed then maybe I’ll die and I won’t know you are pissed but you will still have all my money so then if you have the money maybe you won’t be so pissed . . .
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I bet the secret isn’t as big or exciting as the build up.
May 24, 2009 at 10:08 am
I still want to know what is is.
May 24, 2009 at 11:27 am
what is it??
May 24, 2009 at 4:45 pm
in the UK ‘pissed’ and ‘drunk’ mean the same! I am sooooooooooo confused!!!!!!!
May 26, 2009 at 6:39 am
I would vote that in this post “pissed” means angry.
May 26, 2009 at 7:12 am
Pissy Drunk is a term.
May 27, 2009 at 10:43 am
just tell her you don’t want or care to hear the big secret and she will spill her guts. she is just seconds away from telling you and when she does please tell us all!! we can’t live without knowing the family secret
May 31, 2009 at 4:57 am