Okay, so I’m standing in front of the counter here where we keep the coffee pot, fridge and microwave, warming up some coffee and eating some cherries, and a cherry pit drops out of my mouth, onto the floor, in between the wall and the fridge. There’s not enough room for me to stick my hand in there to get it, so I go get my ruler. I stick the ruler down there and I’m swatting around the pit disappears under the fridge. So, I start thinking gee,it might attract bugs, so I get down on the floor on my stomach with the ruler, and I let out this huge fart, and I burst out laughing and spit all over the wall, and I never did find the pit.
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My mom would never share a story like this, so I love that this mom did. But I still have to wonder why?
May 25, 2009 at 1:52 pm
This is the kind of story previously only told within the family. They are funny and self deprecating. That is why.
May 26, 2009 at 3:18 am
Its nice to know mom is comfortable with her bodily funcitons and can actually find them funny. Hey KYouell, were you told that lady’s never fart? Maybe that is why you mom would never share a story like that. Keep trying to tell my 9 year old daughter that girls are not supposed to fart and laugh about it, girls are supposed to toot, not fart.
May 26, 2009 at 12:21 pm
That was so incredibly funny!! I spit my snack onto my monitor. I love your mom for writing that!!!!!!
May 26, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I am guffawing SO loud reading that. My mom gave my brother in law a hug goodbye yesterday (we went to visit my parents for the weekend) and she farted right.after they hugged each other. HI-LARIOUS. :D
May 26, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I bow down humbly in the perensce of such greatness.
May 8, 2011 at 11:06 am
OMGosh!!! I am laughing and laughing and even crying a little on this one! My family can’t seem to get together for very long without it degenerating into bodily function discussions. So this one is right on our funny bone!
June 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm
This could be ANY woman in my family lol. and yes they would run to email the rest of us the story. My aunt Melinda is the worst!I love it!
February 11, 2010 at 12:32 pm