I discovered a mindless new game today you might want to try during a boring Mass. I was looking at the book on the altar and noticing that there are tons of words you can make out of the letters in “SACRAMENTARY.” So, here the rules, words must have at least 4 letters, cannot use a plural of the same word but you can use a plural of a 3 letter word (like “car”) to make it 4 letters. See how you do! Love, Mom
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Hang on, I invented the “I’m bored in church” game decades ago.
May 28, 2009 at 2:27 am
We had one as well; it’s called “Keep blinking or the ride home will be monumental”.
Our mom is the Original Church Lady; going to church nowadays and seeing parents bring TOYS for their kids during Mass sends her into apoplectic (sp) fits on every ride heading home….
Honestly, if this mom is so bored, she should just stay home….
May 28, 2009 at 11:56 am
hahaha. I love this. If my grandparents had been able to make us heathens go to church I’m sure Mom would have done something similar…
May 29, 2009 at 7:14 pm
why even go if it brings such misery? climbing the stairway to heaven?! people like you are the very reason i don’t go to church.
May 30, 2009 at 6:11 am
Sometimes mass is boring. Doesn’t make anyone a bad person. Doesn’t affect anyone else’s enjoyment of mass. This mother was playing a game in her head, I can’t see how that bothers anyone else.
I love going to mass, but for some reason, I sometimes can’t concentrate on the homily, which sometimes drags. So I should never go because sometimes I get bored sometimes?
May 30, 2009 at 10:17 am
well Jen, I suppose if you ever get really bored you could see how many times you could use the word “sometimes” to explain yourself.
May 31, 2009 at 4:40 am
The clearest word which comes to mind the quickest is SCAM.
How fitting since it’s about church.
May 31, 2009 at 9:31 am
Nick, you could think of how much you love criticizing others. You’d be busy all day then.
May 31, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Jen, criticize? or…….just the facts. Didn’t mean to upset you. I will pray for you to forgive me when I’m bored.
June 1, 2009 at 8:30 am
well i’m 16 and have no choice but to go to church even though i hate it sometimes..a lot of the time. i’ll try this game next sunday
June 15, 2009 at 3:47 pm
i knew the feeling…. but i dont have to deal with it anymore because i got kicked out of church last week. i was just sitting in my pew, quietly, contemplating our lord and wether he would get annoyed if he heard the preacher drone on about the gospels… when the person in the pew behind me farts. REALLY loudly. i get a case of the uncontrollable giggles. and then i am practically rolling on the floor dying of hysteria. so i get told to leave and not to come anymore. i say fine. i found it boring anway.
July 8, 2010 at 5:35 pm
all i can say is LOL to that
July 8, 2010 at 5:36 pm