Backstory: My mom is a really smart lady (she has a masters in mathematics!) but she’s so dumb when it comes to chain emails and texts.
mom: Did you send me that horrible text about the dead person haunting me at my bedside?
me: what??
mom: I got this text from a “dead” girl who was stabbed 20 times by her father and if I don’t help her find her father (so she can haunt him) she will stand at my bedside every night and haunt me.
me: it was probably spam
delete it
mom: I’m going to call back the number first to see who it was (from another number).
Buddah had a deer tick on his face yesterday – I got it off.
This mom takes no prisoners–I love it.
June 1, 2009 at 11:07 am
LMAO Funniest thing I have read all day,
I can totally see my mother saying this
August 11, 2009 at 8:22 pm
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March 3, 2011 at 12:03 pm