Twitter the Dog?

Me: Do you have Twitter yet?
Mom: No. I’m at your brother’s baseball game right now. Is he coming here?
Me: What?
Mom: What is Twitter? I thought you were talking about your dog.
Me: His name isn’t even Twitter. Doesn’t even SOUND like it.
Mom: Oh.

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    • 1.  Sue

      This is so hilarious and cute at the same time……so what is the dog’s name?

      June 6, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    • 2.  angela


      June 8, 2009 at 10:11 am

    • 3.  Tina

      wonder how many new puppies were named Twitter after someone read this? And dont forget, folks, if you’re in the market for a dog, PLEASE visit your local animal shelter first. You will never be sorry.

      June 8, 2009 at 8:07 pm

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      June 9, 2009 at 7:40 pm

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      So funny!

      June 12, 2009 at 12:45 am

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      lol, literally tears to the eyes….that’s something my mom would say!

      June 12, 2009 at 9:12 pm

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