DEAR DAUGHTER,
DON’T TIE A ROPE AROUND YOUR NECK AND YOUR GENITALS. IT WILL MAKE THE PAPER, IF YOU DIE.
LOVE,
MOM
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Well there you go…
June 8, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Tasteless…
June 8, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Disrespectful
June 8, 2009 at 5:31 pm
But funny (in a dark sort of way)…
June 8, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Can’t add much to that, but I agree with N.
June 9, 2009 at 1:05 am
Yikes.
June 9, 2009 at 1:25 am
Who knew David Carradine was so well hung? Eh? Eh? You know you lol’ed!
June 9, 2009 at 6:40 am
Well, he was certainly old enough to have known better.
June 9, 2009 at 7:35 am
Had anybody ever even heard of AEA before this? I know I had not. Just reading about it was weird. Makes you wonder how many people practice this type of erotica.
June 9, 2009 at 12:21 pm
JRG–Michael Hutchence of INXS died from the same thing.
June 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I suppose this was written to a male. Does anyone know how to tie a rope around a females genetalia ? Can it be done? Can it be stimulating
June 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm
That’s a wise advice..lmao..
June 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm
PORTLAND: If it was written to a male then the “dear daughter” part would be kinda awkward…
Although I SUPPOSE you could KINDA tie a rope around your clitoris. Not exactly safe or easy, but….
June 9, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Disrespectful and not funny in my opinion. And I have a sick sense of humor.
June 9, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Dont think it was supposed to be funny or disrespectful…This is just a gravely concerned-out of the loop mom who hear this and thought about her kid..Lets not get over dramatic about it..I can see my mom saying the same thing.
June 9, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Too soon!
June 10, 2009 at 1:54 am
oh so sorry! No wonder I commented. I suppose now I will have to figure out how to hang my self and my genitals:(
June 10, 2009 at 10:41 am
Oh please…the man tied a rope around his neck AND his genitals…there is no ‘too soon’. Joke telling and commentary may begin immediately.
June 11, 2009 at 9:18 am
someecards doesn’t think it’s too soon: http://www.someecards.com/upload/somewhat_topical/may_you_someday_die_of.html
June 11, 2009 at 10:08 am
I thought it was funny. I agree with K, there’s no “too soon” or “tasteless” when you take yourself out this way – accident though it may have been. And yes, I’ve heard of AEA years ago – thanks to my obsession with HBO’s Six Feet Under. It was featured in one of the episodes.
Apparently people die from it all the time. go figure.
June 11, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Not that I have personal knowledge, but if you have your partner wrap a rubber band around your clit and nipples, there are endless possibilities of sensational play. Of course it is then amazingly painful when it is removed and the blood rushes back.
July 8, 2009 at 9:30 pm
First.
July 20, 2009 at 12:38 am
Yes, women do AEA too. Not sure specifics as to how, but I had a female friend die that way a few years ago.
However, this post still made me laugh. It’s just one of those things that moms will worry about, no matter what. Be sure to wear clean underwear, etc.
August 28, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I spit my tea all over my keyboard when I read this :D
October 12, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Hysterical – there was a David Carradine film on TV last night and I just couldnt take him seriously any more. The vicar who married us managed to kill himself in the same way and looking at the pictures is a bit odd too!
October 13, 2009 at 9:30 am