Backstory: I sent my mom an article about a woman who has trust issues in relationships because her mom read her journal when she was a teen (my mom is also a giant snoop, especially when I was going through my “dark” times).
Dear Daughter,
I never, ever read your journal or your letters, only your poems. They were great by the way. Even the woman at the suicide hot-line thought so.
Love Mom
*shudder*
June 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm
ha! this is one of my favorites, def
June 14, 2009 at 2:00 pm
LOL!
June 14, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Oh gosh, this made me inappropriately laugh.
June 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm
OMG!! I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this. HILARIOUS!
June 14, 2009 at 5:24 pm
is it ok to laugh at that? Cause i just choked on my food.
June 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I’m laughing with y’all. Sounds exactly like my snoopy mom.
June 14, 2009 at 9:49 pm
LOL! I am glad I am not the only one to choke. The last line caught me off guard!
June 15, 2009 at 10:08 am
Wonderful! Mom has a great sense of humor. Well, sort of a Coen Brothers sense of humor, anyway.
June 16, 2009 at 10:28 am
Love this
June 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
LOVE this mom!! My mom volunteered at a suicide hotline for awhile and of course that gave her unbridled license to “diagnose” all of us during the teen years. Ugh.
June 20, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Hilarious!! One of the funniest I have read.
June 23, 2009 at 9:30 am
oh my god, that was hysterical!
June 23, 2009 at 12:03 pm