YOUNG LADY YOU ARE IN TROUBLE! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT A WIMP BUT THE STRONGEST FEMALE IN OUR FAMILY. Now I do agree with Dominic that you shouldn’t mess with a gas line. I would not do anything that could blow me up. Did you have to take apart the porch swing? Ted told me that you could get a replacement awning at Walmart. This is proof that I read your facebook. Kiss my “Grandpuppy” Oliver for me. Did you forget to take the toolbox that Bernie made for you? Did you remember to take the crystal bowl back with you
Grandpuppies and Gas Lines
Tagged: do it yourself, miss fix it, pets and animals
Posted on 06.17.2009 at 11:30 am
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my parents insist upon referring to our cat as the “Grandcat.” They often send e-mails in which they suggest that the contents be CC:-ed to the cat.
June 17, 2009 at 1:11 pm
This mom AND daughter both sound awesome.
June 17, 2009 at 1:22 pm
wow, this is sooo all over the place. Seems like a good example of how mothers try to cram in every single thought before their kids’ attention drifts elsewhere. :)
June 17, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Yay! This is my bff’s post that I totally told her to submit to pcfym! For the record, Hil, they are both awesome indeed :)
June 17, 2009 at 10:36 pm
dude. this is awesome. jackie p rocks.
June 18, 2009 at 8:48 am