Sunday is father’s day. Call your dad and say something nice. He saved your life when you were choking around 1987. Thats the only reason I can come up with right now. Other than a “Thanks for the random fertilization and DNA shit.”
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"My grandma is always talking about all of these low-fat recipes she makes, then criticizes me for not slathering butter all over the bread when I make grilled cheese."
— Josh
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OK…how can this post not get any feedback? Are you kidding me…this is great. I’m going to hazard a guess and say that either the mother is incredibly funny or the poster’s parents are divorced.
June 25, 2009 at 7:54 am
hahahahahaha I thought this was fantastic. I laughed so hard my fiance actually had to stare at me to stop.
I’m pretty sure I can hear my mother saying the same thing to me.
June 25, 2009 at 10:12 am
This could have been an email from MY mom! Hilarious!
June 25, 2009 at 2:26 pm
HILARIOUS!!!!
June 25, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Whoa. Can’t decide if it’s hilarious or incredibly bitter and bitchy.
June 25, 2009 at 8:07 pm
This one was from me. They are divorced BUT get along very well BUT we are also some catty bitches.
June 26, 2009 at 10:54 am
Wow, just wow. It doesn’t get much better than that. Obviously she can’t be too bitchy and bitter, she wanted her to wish her dad a happy father’s day. Love it!
June 26, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I’m the momma. I was trying to be sarcastic and humorous to try to inspire (manipulate) my daughter into calling her dad for fathers day. He wasn’t the best husband but he’s the perfect ex and he loves his kids the best he can. I’m not exactly bitter, just painfully honest.
June 26, 2009 at 2:50 pm
yeah, I’d get this message like this from my mom, too… he was a seriously crappy guy to live with & even after the divorce, but she still encourages us to be nice to him. go figure.
March 17, 2010 at 10:17 pm