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Start Littering, Stop Breathing

Backstory: I got a notice today saying someone at my office was diagnosed with the Swine Flu. Some good advice from my mother on how to handle it…

Wash you hands, wash you hands, wash your hands. Don’t share pencils, etc. Put a paper towel over the bathroom door handle as you leave and drop it on the floor if you can’t reach the trash can while you hold open with your foot.

PS Don’t breathe at work. Love, MOM

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    • 1.  Elizabeth

      You should always use the paper towel trick, regardless of whether someone has the swine flu. Good advice. Except maybe the breathing part. ;)

      June 25, 2009 at 11:55 am

    • 2.  j

      DO NOT DROP THE PAPER TOWEL ON THE FLOOR! Seriously! How does that help the situation? Someone else has to come pick it up, and then they risk being contaminated. Grow up and throw it in the nearest trash can, lazy ass.

      July 8, 2009 at 11:19 am

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Love, Mom