Backstory: My mom recently ran into a family friend who is older than both her and my father. I have known him my whole life and think of him as an uncle.
mom: I ran into B today and he was asking about you.
me: well thats nice, how was he?
Mom: he’s fine, I told him you were single.
Me: why would you do a thing like that? You do realize that he is older than you right? And he lives with his mother…
Mom: Well who do you expect to date, 13 year old boys?


















Your mom must love you a lot! lol!
June 26, 2009 at 9:50 am
I originally read this as older than both her and HER father, so I was disturbed. Even more so when you remarked on his living with his mother.
June 26, 2009 at 10:00 am
@ Lia: ROFL!
June 26, 2009 at 11:41 am
I am with Lia…….so your only choices are a sugar daddy or being a cougar? No thanks to either but in a weird way it is funny how the mom is trying to take care of her.
June 26, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Ew?
June 27, 2009 at 1:54 am