Backstory: Mum likes to keep me updated on the cats while I’m at uni.
I gave them your message and Bubbles just looked at me, like – you cow, what have you done to my mummy? Squeek seemed to understand but still looked a bit sad, so I gave them some ham and now they both love me more than you so you don’t need to worry about them now because they have forgotten you. They are now ham junkies and I am their dealer.


















LOL I loved it and it proves the saying true……dogs have masters and cats have servants.
June 26, 2009 at 12:46 pm
ha-ha! I love that they are ham junkies and she is their dealer.
June 26, 2009 at 3:43 pm
*crying with laughter*
June 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Bubbles & Squeek! Too clever!
June 28, 2009 at 10:26 am
Ahaha, that is awesome! I love pusher-moms
June 30, 2009 at 1:51 am
Very funny.
June 30, 2009 at 12:26 pm
hilarious.
June 30, 2009 at 4:46 pm
This was mine :) I giggle every time I think of that email…
July 1, 2009 at 4:27 pm
My mom did the same thing to my dog and then called to brag about it. I think her exact words were: “I have been thinking that bringing Grant [my dog] to live with you is probably a bad idea – with vet bills, and food, and all the other expenses – and I know money is tight for you right now. So . . . your father and I have decided to keep him here with us. I talked to Grant about it, and he told me he’d rather be here with us than partying it up with a bunch of drunk college students who are just going to barf on him.”
As it turns out, she was right.
August 4, 2009 at 9:26 am