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Ham Junkies

Backstory: Mum likes to keep me updated on the cats while I’m at uni.

I gave them your message and Bubbles just looked at me, like – you cow, what have you done to my mummy? Squeek seemed to understand but still looked a bit sad, so I gave them some ham and now they both love me more than you so you don’t need to worry about them now because they have forgotten you. They are now ham junkies and I am their dealer.

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    • 1.  Suzanne

      LOL I loved it and it proves the saying true……dogs have masters and cats have servants.

      June 26, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    • 2.  Jessica

      ha-ha! I love that they are ham junkies and she is their dealer.

      June 26, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    • 3.  Pooh

      *crying with laughter*

      June 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    • 4.  SugarBlind

      Bubbles & Squeek! Too clever!

      June 28, 2009 at 10:26 am

    • 5.  Roxy

      Ahaha, that is awesome! I love pusher-moms

      June 30, 2009 at 1:51 am

    • 6.  amandashea17

      Very funny.

      June 30, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    • 7.  Julie

      hilarious.

      June 30, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    • 8.  Issy

      This was mine :) I giggle every time I think of that email…

      July 1, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    • 9.  Helen Skor

      My mom did the same thing to my dog and then called to brag about it. I think her exact words were: “I have been thinking that bringing Grant [my dog] to live with you is probably a bad idea – with vet bills, and food, and all the other expenses – and I know money is tight for you right now. So . . . your father and I have decided to keep him here with us. I talked to Grant about it, and he told me he’d rather be here with us than partying it up with a bunch of drunk college students who are just going to barf on him.”

      As it turns out, she was right.

      August 4, 2009 at 9:26 am

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